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Dam Demotivational Poster


EPIC -


TAGS: damn greybeard bladder cubby
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 11:13 am
Holy hell. This pic is like a love child between Star Wars, Night of the Lepus and Dead Snow. Wow!


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...




GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origanal
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting ass...I'm all aboot coveting ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by kahler8029

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: damn cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, pedophiles piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you damn kids
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door naked with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
Wow.


MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...


TAGS: morticia adams original goth girl
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Budog

TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Very nice. She is still a dish!
Cyberhagen - September 12, 2011, 2:30 pm
Yeah babee.. cata mia!
Greeny - September 10, 2011, 5:31 am
Two D's in Addams, but 5 anyway - she was the first to stir my senses


FRANKLY MY DEAR, - I won't build a dam.


TAGS: beavers dam build frankly
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by bofthree

Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:11 pm

well done
EsCurve - February 7, 2012, 1:21 pm
Nice!
GaryO - February 7, 2012, 6:41 am
...and it's nice one
bofthree - February 7, 2012, 12:42 am
My very first post! I'm so excited. :)


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


BACON VODKA - You gotta admit: it will go great with your morning screwdriver.


TAGS: bacon vodka tastes damn good
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 11:55 am
Bacon sandwiches have been found to actually CURE hangovers. So, bacon vodka = no hangover? 5L.
pzykosiz - June 3, 2010, 10:50 pm
i hear that. 5L's


LADY DEATH - Because Real Women Wont Dress Like This




Blame It On Eve -


TAGS: adam eve her fault uh huh
Rating: 4.55/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:26 pm
"but YOU gave her boobs"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:38 am
Blamed woman and subsequently blamed God. "YOU are the one who gave her to me."


THE BIG BANG - In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.


TAGS: douglas adams
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:46 am
Uh oh! Moooooooooo's getting mushy again. Next he'll be kissing the mannequin in the corner again- Too late, dangit Moooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:43 am
I work midnights....also...i luv u gys.....yur my rock.....
Haarakkon - May 11, 2010, 11:40 am
Douglas was a pretty good British Author, right up there with JRR Tolkien. JRR, however, was never able to appear on "Flying Circus" (Adams did) and so loses the battle by a whisker.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:22 am
*drinking so early*
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:22 am
Also, it's like mid-morning! Why are you drink so early? Unless you've been up all night, then it's OK.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:18 am
It's ALWAYS the alcohol talking.....the real Moooo+ is mute (Mrs, Moo+ wishes)
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:15 am
I figured...last time you were drinking you didn't call for 5 days! I don't want to go through that again! I need to know it's not just the alcohol talking!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:13 am
I can't help moooooself....Also, I've been drinking.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:06 am
You still kind of freak me out...we'll see. No promises...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:04 am
Friends with bondage benefits?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:02 am
Just light bondage, not the like the stuff you PM'd me about last week...I told you Moooo, just friends!
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:01 am
I'll have to email the reminder to watch "last chance" to my home email, can't watch videos at work :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:01 am
I think we're Soulmates......are you into Bondage?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:59 am
I just ggogled a full list of Douglas Adams books...I still have some readin' to do! I did play "the Starship Titanic" video game, funny dialogue, but it was like "Myst" and I don't like those games, makes you think too much!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:57 am
Find the "last chance to see" episodes....hosted by Stephen Fry.....He does Douglas proud.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:55 am
I did read "Last Chance to see" Great book, I have always love his Humor. And the Dirk Gently books are great too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:54 am
Next to my car and My Asimov first editions ..they're my prized possessions....Don't ever try collecting books folks....It makes Moving next to impossible.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:51 am
You got me there! Mooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:49 am
I have all 5 first editions ....beat that Jake!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:46 am
LMAO!!!.....but, How will you get those "other" stains off his stuffed Aggy doll?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:45 am
don't listen to Moo+, you have to presoak. that's the only way the those dried strawberry yougert rings will come off ReRuns Sponge Bob bowl
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:42 am
I stand corrected, and indeed my face is red...It happens quite often as I mouse up to click on a lion, it triggers facebook or twitter or some crap...fine, I'll do the dishes...but you won't like the cleanser I use! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:42 am
That's woman's work....so I suggest you get started GS.....No, you can't pre-soak them for an hour...put some elbow grease into it....and wash my shirts!
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:40 am
BaZINGA!! Your Penance is, THE DISHES!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:40 am
I've read the guide 8 times.....I'm deeply ashamed at TOC's comment....I'm sending Dirk Gently after you!.........If all you Adams fans haven't seen "last chance to see"...I suggest you find it NOW!!!!
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 10:37 am
Look at the bottom... have you ever voted on this poster? :P You may have given it 5 Gnab Gibs, but no lions. :(
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:35 am
TOC, what do you mean liar? He WAS my favorite author of all time! I've read "The Guide" (all 5 books of the trilogy) like 20 times each!
Maddness - May 11, 2010, 3:03 am
I like this one m8
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:20 pm
Jake... you's a liar!
R.S.Jake - May 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
Douglas Adams. RIP. My favorite author of all time! 5 Gnab Gibs!


HAPPY TOWEL DAY - Hey, Sass that Hoopy Frood. He really knows where his towel is.




NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


1776 - I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!


TAGS: john adams movie quotes
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:39 am
Too true Captain....either that or they become the Aussie Labor Government. LOL Well done with the poster 5L's
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:31 pm
I like it!
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:28 am
5 fat pork barrel for my captain!!!
Treehodger - March 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
I had to read that three times to get it. Reading and math should never go together. Lol, but still nice one.


03/20/2008 - The day where MySpace collapsed.


TAGS: damn this is ugly
Rating: 2.36/5

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MPsniper - August 19, 2012, 8:57 pm
shouldnt that be: "the day *when*....not *where*?


IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.




ORDER MUST BE MAINTAINED - These characters are too damn wild and out of control !


TAGS: characters too damn wild
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 3:00 am
THE OWL IS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeffhardy25 - November 23, 2011, 4:10 pm
This is f*cking horrible XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 22, 2011, 5:59 pm
And them damn rabbits, they don't know the term "population control." That can also cause some serious damage.
Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:39 pm
Excellent!! Absolutely Excellent!!
Arvantillian - November 22, 2011, 12:25 pm
and lets not forget the birds are capable of arial attacks
gas - November 21, 2011, 6:17 pm
and skuns are in possession of biological weapons!


A D D -




GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!


TAGS: not another teen movie coach goddammit knee drop owned
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:51 am
Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.


NUCLEAR EXPERTS - AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...


TAGS: damn us americans
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:44 pm
Very true. Even the "experts" who dropped the A-bomb exclaimed, "Dang! Was THAT supposed to happen?"
falloutghoul - April 9, 2012, 6:36 pm
Who said they were experts?


MACCAS RUNS -


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am
Ahahahahaha Amazing!


IN - CRINGE - MENT - The act of looking out the back door to see how the children are doing. Usually followed by HOLY @#$%!!!


TAGS: quit having all that fun dammit
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 10:05 pm
I think I'd be ok with it, if the legs are firmly embedded in the ground and there were a good seatbelt so the kid couldn't possibly fall off (which there isn't now). Then swing away. And, er, don't stand underneath in case of puke.
Feasibly - April 1, 2012, 9:59 pm
The thought of smacking them in the head is disturbing and idiotic in itself. I'd feel more inclined to disassemble the swing instead.
SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 8:44 pm
Yikes! The parent in me wants to run up and grab idiot number 1 before she falls on her head, then smack all three in the head for being idiots.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 5:16 pm
Love it!


THEY SAY LAUGHTER - is the best medicine... Your face must be curing the world!




SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.




JAPAN - Making it real since 1952


TAGS: japan gundam real
Rating: 4.69/5

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NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:09 pm
Hmmm, here's Mecha... but where are all the praying Muslims? Ha-ha! JK! But it reminds me of a portrait I want to do--no art skills--of a Gundam & a geisha, the two most defining symbols of Japan & it's culture.
FyreByrde - June 1, 2012, 10:39 am
Thanks much for the lions! Yeah, that was a life-size model of the original Gundam, built for some or other convention in Japan. Did I mention Japan is the awesomest place to find random pictures like this? :P
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:39 pm
Actually, it is THE Gundam, THE Original. How you got that fairy confused with THIS is beyond me. XD
ughomer - May 19, 2012, 12:45 pm
MARVELOU5 1ST SUBMISSION.
CloudchaserS - May 17, 2012, 10:14 pm
Congrats on your first Motifake! It's a character from the anime Gundam Wing
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 6:48 pm
Congrat5! I'll give it a 5 for being your first one.
FyreByrde - May 17, 2012, 5:40 pm
My first motifake! Never thought I'd get round to doing one, but this image popped up on my news stream, and I knew I had to. Not very fantastic or anything, just a life-size MECHA! in real life. :P


RUSSIA INVADES -


TAGS: sarah palin was right dammit
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

LikeNoneOther - July 11, 2011, 11:07 am
btw tht actually reads "yatsssid iivddes" xD
Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:41 pm

and yo hester....nice meeting you. lets hope the next time is on better terms right.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:40 pm

its funny because alaska is right beside all of this and if you think sarah palin will put up with russians walking all over her snow...well...we'll just see about that. God bless America.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:13 pm
Its funny because The Canuckians will smother the Ruskies in gravy & cheese curd. 5 servings of poutine.
gufbal - July 8, 2011, 11:09 pm
its funny cause candians will kick the crap out of the russians, and then recycle the sub in detroit to get more beer money.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:27 pm
ha ha ha it's funny cause canada sucks


TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.




DOCTOR J. -




DON'T PANIC - Always know where your towel is.




PROTECTION!? - I got a F#CKING Gundam! ...literally...


TAGS: gundam brand extends and is ribbed for your pleasure
Rating: 3.36/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:36 am
their*
Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:29 am
I know you guys hate this theme, lol, but I saw this and had to make a poster. The phallic imagery kills me. Look at there heads!


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


SO, A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR - And the bartender says "Hey, weren't you in Lethal Weapon?"


TAGS: gary busey looks like a damn horse
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2014, 2:01 am
I honestly believe those are not his natural-born teeth. Probably Clydesdale.
rerun - May 30, 2010, 3:43 pm

once a vote has been "submitted" it cannot be un-submitted. It is kinda like restoring virginity.....not gonna happen. so live and learn and move forward
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yeah, I was trying to decide whether or not I wanted to live up to my name, but I decided against... Any way you could delete those votes?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:43 am
On a lighter note, Timmah, I gave this a 5L. If you continue to vote 1L only, I'll ban you without further warning. Capisce?
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:17 am
I know, thats the reason I picked it. figured it's hard for someone to insult me with it if it's already my name
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:31 am
Like the poster... but the username? Well, we have a history.


A 10 WARTHOG -


TAGS: its the goddamn batman
Rating: 4.08/5

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 2:45 pm
Kersploding things?! Bwahaha, wow!! Spewed rum n coke al over mah monitor. @me4891, i've heard whispered rumors saying the same thing, some even say it even has "...And Justice For All" has a back up
Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:43 pm
Lol, I like how it says 'british tanks'. At least you admit that you're terrible with identification. :D
Bob D. Sailor - February 17, 2010, 10:19 pm
So very true Derek. 5L and added to favorites.
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:29 pm
@brima - when the Yanks bomb, both axis and allies take cover.
brima - February 11, 2010, 3:03 pm
"British Tanks" - ouch! That was a bad day for NATO.
me4891 - February 11, 2010, 11:43 am
Love that aircraft and what they do. Is it true they are all hardwired with Metallica's Kill 'Em All?
R.S.Jake - February 11, 2010, 11:39 am
This is so full of win my eyes are a little misty. 5 Expodie Things for you!


TEAR GAS - always good for the goddamned hippies


TAGS: damned hippies
Rating: 3.75/5

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Kyronic - January 8, 2013, 12:17 am
I am offended by this poster and gave it 5 lions.


MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies damn it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a gay fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...damn.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


FORGIVENESS -




ON CONTRARY - To Popular Belief, God's Last Name is Not "Damn It"




FINISH HER! - Damn! What buttons do I press again?


TAGS: finish her mortal kombat damn fight club
Rating: 2.79/5

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Walkerofskies - February 5, 2009, 8:17 pm
Nice job. Good originality on the photo.
Dustin Marthington - December 9, 2008, 9:43 pm
your "fit to screen" option is selected y'know?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:53 am
ASA..thats how u turn me on...i think he's talking about the chick in the back.lmao.
Asa - November 7, 2008, 7:54 pm
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, select, start


LANDMASTER -




WOLVERINE -


TAGS: life time comic x men marvel universe hero adamantium
Rating: 2.57/5

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Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:58 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:54 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
MattA - May 23, 2009, 1:36 am
It should be "I'm the best at what I do, AND what I do isn't very nice." Sorry. Just had to point that out.


FRACKING TOASTER - you got what was coming to you




I HATE TO ADVOCATE DRUGS, - Alcohol, violence or Insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -Hunter S. Thompson




TAG - Your it


TAGS: tag adams cousin it funny
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:51 am
love it! 5P from me


KOOL-AID -


TAGS: oh yeah drink tasty yummy delicious damage dollars
Rating: 2.64/5

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phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:18 pm
1L and SCORE for Faceman!
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 5:19 pm
34815 Here is an idea don't make the same exact poster under another name that is very similar to your old user name.


MU LA FLAGA - He is win.


TAGS: mu la flaga gundam seed mobile suit futurama zapp brannigan made with woman
Rating: 1.96/5

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m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:54 am
The key to victory is the element of surprise....Surprise!


DAMN STUPID -


TAGS: damn stupid enough said mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:14 pm
This means you were not stupid...
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 4:14 am
I remember when nearly everyone was smarter than me. My, how times have changed!
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:22 pm
A person is smart and/or wise. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
mariand - December 8, 2011, 9:16 am
My opinion... smart and clever people are increasingly fewer... sounds pessimistic, I guess.
Bolverk37782 - December 8, 2011, 8:01 am
Not always, they can also become Politicians!!
Iconoclast - December 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
It is all part of the natural order of life. Those who are stupid get removed from the gene pool.


AMSTERDAM - This is why it's so much better than New York




DESTINY -




BILLY MADISON - The Blonde's SuperHero




LILY VS. MORTICIA - There can be only one!


TAGS: morticia the addams adams family munsters lily lilly monsters
Rating: 2.42/5

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dtc888 - August 4, 2009, 9:05 pm
Must Not FAP!! Resistence is futile...


HAVE YOU EVER PONDERED - Why all the depictions of Adam and Eve show them with bellybuttons ?


TAGS: adam eve depictions show bellybuttons
Rating: 4.92/5

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Feasibly - March 2, 2012, 8:41 am
Sry Zetmonk, I had to get that off my chest...err stomach...er, you know what I mean! D'oh!
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Nooooooo... the mental image is staggering...
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 2:55 pm
(Teehee)
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 2:53 pm
Man, the things we ponder sometimes...it's a wonder our bellybuttons don't serve as a$$holes.
crankyhead - March 1, 2012, 1:48 pm
The nerd in me can't resist...: Men have nipples, because mammals all start out as females in the womb. If you're going to be male, you won't start growing boy parts until the 6th week of gestation, and by then, you already own some girl parts. =)
Budog - March 1, 2012, 1:18 pm
Things that make you say, hmmmm...
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 12:49 pm
or why men have nipples. :/
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:27 pm
?.


HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




YES YOU! - Hey Osama, what took you so long?




PRODUCEMAN117 - "Hey Babe, come on over to my place tonight. I'll show you my collection of Motifakes and then you can peel my banana!"


TAGS: i blame u for the return of 90210 and melrose dammit
Rating: 3.64/5

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LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 8:38 am
Did you see the subliminal signs trolling for 5 Lions? YES! Did they work? No...not even with Veggie in a personalized apron! Glad you liked it!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 4:24 pm
HaHa!!! Yes! Thanks LD!!!
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:05 pm
LMAO! I'll pass... too many croutons.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 7:04 pm
HA! Sorry dude, I'd say you can have my salad, but that's not my thing.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:48 pm
Space likes 'em wilted... LOL
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:48 pm
HA! I'd hate to see this guy after a week in the crisper drawer of the fridge. Nice one LD.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:35 pm
Only 5, produce?


CENSORSHIP - The worst thing about censorship is [removed by censorship dept]


TAGS: damn it was good too
Rating: 4.79/5

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AND GOD SAID UNTO EVE - Quit playing in the water and go make him a sammich!




PUPPY LOVE -


TAGS: infatuation puppy love lassie get your damn toenails trimmed
Rating: 3.53/5

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LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:39 am
Momma needs to go buy more peanut butter.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
:)
Zed - December 6, 2009, 5:44 pm
*blink-blink* Dude, that's just... WRONG.


MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE MATRIX: - "Hello. Have you allowed Jesus to come into your life and become your personal Savior?"


TAGS: smith religion evangelical fundamentalists
Rating: 2.73/5

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awesomejeezus - October 26, 2009, 9:49 pm
RISE AND SHINE, MR.FREEMAN. RISE AND SHINE.


AMSTERDAM - Don't say we didn't warn you




HUMANITY -


TAGS: technology pollution morlocks you damn dirty ape
Rating: 4.32/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:46 am
Give'er. There are probably more anyway.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Hey, can I do one next? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks Matt. Fuck do I love your Avatar!!!!
Fatt Matt - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
great pic, great quote, great tags... this deserves 10L, alas all I can give is 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
Or Rerun praising your sexual prowess.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
I really find him amusing.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:59 am
It's like Jeffrey Dahmer complimenting your cooking skills!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:56 am
I know,Props from Derek.........you should just end it all.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:52 am
I may want this removed now.....
Derek - March 29, 2010, 5:21 am
Your best - IMHO


I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN COP - He made me ride in the back seat when I clearly called out shotgun !




UNDERCOVER COPS - Not Fair Not Fair Not Fair Not Fair


TAGS: damn
Rating: 4.17/5

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MECHS -


TAGS: gundam franchise expanding better than sex that be a challenge
Rating: 4.06/5

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Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:41 pm
Once again...fanfiction writing itself.
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:40 pm
Wait, I have an excuse...I mean explanation...The code doesn't represent the actual number but the command the robot receives via the app. It can do so many things that simplistic codes like "the true binary number" couldn't possibly suffice.
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:38 pm
Well...Look! A distraction!
Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:49 pm
Wait...metal turns red when it gets hot...and that could be a synthetic lubricant....this fanfic is writing itself. lol jk
Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:38 pm
There's an app for that...and...I have no idea! lol I didn't draw it, but the definitely have the gundam design.
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 12:35 pm
If they are metal, why are they sweating and blushing? Or did I miss something?
Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm tellin' you, man, they're making a comeback. lol Thanks for the 5L.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:49 am
Damn it Bart! Stop that! (making me 5L anime posters)


READ THE LABELS - Before you let the guy ram the ship into a Sun!


TAGS: adama battlestar galactica pills labels
Rating: 3.25/5

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Rhinosaurus - July 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Frak yeah!


OMG.... - Rihanna is white now?




DAMN ESC KEYS - They can never get you out of those "sites"




SCIENC E ZEALOTS - They're no better than religious fundamentalists.


TAGS: evolution atheism religion fundamentalism science
Rating: 2.26/5

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InfamousButterfly - October 29, 2009, 4:57 am
Nobody's commented on the Hydralisk?
Captain Douchebag - July 14, 2008, 11:43 am
Everyone knows Jesus Christ smoked pot. And now I wait for angry replies.
... - July 14, 2008, 4:05 am
Is there REALLY going to be an evolution debate with THIS poster as the Background? I'd be like defending Christianity with a poster of JC with a lit joint...
nick - July 10, 2008, 8:46 am
Uh no, you're wrong, they're as right as anyone can get... Now go pray for some intelligence, I doubt it'll work.


POTENTIAL TERRORISTS - There are 6,390,247,491 of 'em out there. Potentially.


TAGS: the whole damn world
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 7:30 pm

nice!


NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: damned evil monkeys
Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 9:29 am
Remind me of something James used to say "I like 'em fat" "I like 'em proud" "Ya gotta have a mother for me" Now move your big ass 'round this way So I can work on that zipper, baby Tonight your a star And I'm the big dipper (Kick it) ..5L


MY INNER CHILD -




JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




PANOPEA ABRUPTA - Sorry madam, is not what you expected...


TAGS: sorry madam expected
Rating: 3.14/5

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mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:31 pm
I sure can. Goo-ee-duck!
almarpa - July 24, 2010, 11:12 am
Indeed! Goeduck!
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:26 pm
Can you say, goeduck???


RICK ASTLEY - The worst enemy of frustrated virgins everywhere


TAGS: rick astley rickrolled damb not this again random
Rating: 2.92/5

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agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 1:59 pm
Rick-rolling is great. Well, the angry responses I get back are great.


CTHULHU - OH NOEZ!!!1




HURRICANE IRENE - I went outside, and it looked like.... a TORNADO went through here.


TAGS: damage flooding blonde
Rating: 4.8/5

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440wakeup - November 2, 2011, 9:50 pm
checking out my password
440wakeup - August 31, 2011, 5:33 am
I love user comments on articles, if I were to do a motifake for every one that had me rolling on the ground....Yes this was an actual quote from a hurricane victim.


GENDER EQUITY - A man talking dirty to a woman gets charged with sexual harassment. A woman talking dirty to a man can charge up to $3.95 per minute


TAGS: damn injust harassment
Rating: 4.7/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:49 pm
Where you diamond studs go.


ADAM & EVE -


TAGS: adam amp eve cartoon
Rating: 3.56/5

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HypercatZed - November 3, 2011, 4:23 pm
So the first man was a muslim? Then this is how it really went: Eve:"Let's climb up that tree and pick down an apple!" Adam:"I have a better idea: let's bomb it and make the apples fall down!" BOOM! God:"Man! What have you done!" Adam:"It's all her fault!
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 6:36 am
Long-delayed LOL @ Aggy and her ears!
Lolli - January 5, 2010, 6:35 am
That's the perfect way to "strip" women of their power :P
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:16 pm
And they're nowhere near her ears!!!
Claire - October 7, 2009, 8:14 pm
That slut's ankles are showing!
Chron139 - July 23, 2009, 8:52 pm
Well that would solve a lot of issues...
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:40 am
YOU CAN SEE HER LEGS! STONE HER! And so ends the human race...


HAPPY DAYS - Will not be here again.


TAGS: bush saddam
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
That's funny


AND GOD SAID UNTO MAN -


TAGS: eggo waffles god religion adam painting sistine chapel
Rating: 2.87/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Thank you...I do what I can. Xombie is a guy I know from school.
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 8:38 pm
blasphemy at its best
rerun - October 22, 2009, 8:20 pm

Bob Saget?
i am xombie - October 22, 2009, 8:18 pm
GUESS WHO!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????????????????????????????
Whoa~ - October 19, 2009, 4:15 pm
Yaoi~*~*~*~*


LIFE IS A GARDEN - Dig it


TAGS: god damned hippies
Rating: 2.75/5

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Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
nice 5/5


ALASKA -


TAGS: damn
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 4:55 am
Hilarious!


MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: damn websense forcing phydeaux to stay up late motifaking
Rating: 4.58/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 1:49 pm
Good! DOWN WITH SENSE..... I MEAN WEBSENSE!
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 1:38 pm
websense has been down all day
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:09 pm
TTH man you are on a facken roll. Another good one sir!


ADAM BOMB -




ENTROPY - It's not what it used to be




I'M SMILING... - That alone should scare you




OBI-WAN - Reveals his dark-side




SEXISM -




SHE DISAPPROVES -


TAGS: queen she royal damn funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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50cal - May 2, 2011, 12:17 pm
I read something interesting today about that! Turns out when Lizzy does kick and if Will takes the crown he can change the laws so that she can be dubbed a queen. Also leaves other noble family's to acknowledge her title in their monarchs or not.
forseti - May 2, 2011, 4:37 am
I think 50cal is right. You have to be born as a Mountbatten-Windsor to be successor to the throne. First child of Kate and Willie (you still know the "parents" of ALF?!?) will become King or Queen later on, spouse will just be called Prince(ss).
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 9:10 pm
I was under the impression that when Lizzy finally kicks the bucket, that Will gets to be king and that peasant concubine Kate would become queen. LOL. Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno. Im probably wrong.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 8:49 pm
No, only if the women is from noble family. Kate can only be promoted to a princess consort if will became king. Never a queen. Hence why she is not a princess. She is a duchess now and he remains a prince.
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 6:35 pm
you can marry the king to become queen, but you can't marry the queen to become king. That's why Elizabeth's husband is still a prince.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 6:29 pm
She cant be a queen even if Will becomes king. By the monarch laws you HAVE to be from noble blood to be a queen.
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 9:01 am
I disaprove, I really like it! I think it's cute and funny! xx (Too bad for that little poor thing, who was probably between poses... or about to sneeze... or was just told no for some candy!!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 1:39 pm
I don't see the huh-ha.....maybe if she lifted the dress?
NotoriousGIL - April 29, 2011, 1:21 pm
I like it...I took it that the little girl disapproves of the 'future queen'.
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:35 am
welcome to the club...don't sweat it - the little girl is probably just jealous and mind-boggled by all the huh-ha
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:25 am
*too
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:24 am
i know it aint to good but hell its my first one
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:09 am
and why would the little flower girl be the future queen?
440wakeup - April 29, 2011, 10:38 am
and this isnt a photo-bomb because


OOOH DAMN -


TAGS: damn night
Rating: 3.82/5

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IMPOSSIBLE - The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. Douglas Adams




WUSSIFICATION -


TAGS: its preachy by dammit they pulled this crap on me too wait here ill go get my bowling trophy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.


NINJAS - Don't Worry The Box Is Empty The Ninja Is With Your Mother




ominous -


TAGS: damage survive
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2013, 1:33 pm
Mine run from my wrists to my elbows. That must make me certifiable! Surviving is over-rated.
GaryO - July 28, 2013, 9:48 am
I had a couch like that too….wait….oh….dang, 5 Lashes
Greeny - July 28, 2013, 8:45 am
Wow - 5 isn't enough


a rare look -




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: goddamn lying fortune cookies pzy
Rating: 4.93/5

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pzykosiz - September 8, 2011, 7:33 pm
i baked one for each of us. she was supposed to get the one with the chloroform
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:11 pm
This is wonderful. Uhmmm, be honest. The cookie ... you baked it yourself didn't you? And you mispelled her name on the fortune, eh?


ENDANGERED - We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying. - Douglas Adams


TAGS: adams douglas
Rating: 4.77/5

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TheOne - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
Solid.


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